Milk and Cheese, Milk and Cheese,
They go together like you and me.
Milk and Cheese, Milk and Cheese,
They go together like you and me.
Just the other day I went to make a cup of tea,
A very simple process should be easy as can be,
It was going fine; I put the kettle on,
I was feeling pretty good, what could possibly go wrong?
But something unexpected was about to occur,
I opened up the fridge and everything started to blur.
‘Charlie!’
‘What Dan?’
‘You’ve got to come and help, I’ve just looked in the fridge
And there’s nothing on the shelf!’
‘What no butter, no cake and no eggs?’
‘Worse of all there’s no milk, I’m trying to make a beverage’
‘Dan, don’t worry, we’re gonna to have to hurry,
But we can get to Tesco, get you shoes, let’s go’
‘No there’s no time, I think I’m gonna cry!’
‘But something from the back of the fridge caught his eye’
Hang on what’s this? A pot of cream cheese,
I wonder what would happen if I put this in my tea?
‘Conversation - filled with disgust at said action’
Milk and Cheese, Milk and Cheese,
They go together like you and me.
Milk and Cheese, Milk and Cheese,
They go together like you and me.
Sandwiches are great in all shapes and sizes,
The variable fillings create fun surprises.
But there are certain guidelines you have to adhere to,
Like sweet and savoury don’t mix,
But it’s clear to me that these regulations hamper creativity,
Inevitably I’ll be doing things quite differently,
Just the other day, I found another way to explore the similarity between milk and cheese,
So I put it on my bread, I just ran out of salad so I used Jam instead.
‘That’s Crazy!’ but I’m too lazy to get to the shops
But hang on if you stop and consider the science,
There’s ideas we can take from the humble beverage
Known as the strawberry milkshake,
You’ve got your dairy product and then you make it fruity,
‘Check out my sandwich!’
‘Wow, What a beauty!’
Milk and Cheese, Milk and Cheese,
They go together like you and me.
Milk and Cheese, Milk and Cheese,
They go together like you and me.