hi there all I am a song writer I have 2 songs for sale both are as good as yours for £3,000 each. no royaltys to pay to me forever you can keep 100% just give me the one off price of £3,000 and there all yours.

all I ask is you put my name as the song writer thats it and come back to me for future songs you want writen

this is a one off offer as i am despreate for cash 

Hey an auction, I tell you what I'll undercut our optimistic friend and sell you 6 songs, either for 2000 grand apiece or for the bargain price of 11,000 for all six. Can't say fairer than that can you.

" get your lovely bananas, 6 for a quid" 

I think there is a few workshops in the reviews/interviews. but it defonatly needs its own section.

Also.  Kudos to the bands/singer who play/sing the songs so great!...

...but credit needs to be made too the songwriters.  A compo' sertainly would go down well.